Satire story: Pope Benedict Absolves Raoul Moat

To the slowly repeating boom of a gigantic bell, Pope Benedict walked into the sunshine of St Peter's Square this morning to bless and publicly absolve the soul of Northumberland fugitive Raoul Moat. Nuns hushed and Pope Benedict Absolves Raoul MoatSatire about

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