Satire story: Pope In 'Spontaneous Combustion' Horror

LONDON: Fears for the safety of the Pope on his UK Visit were realised when smoke then flames were seen coming from his Papal robes as he was delivering a speech denying any Catholic 'cover-ups' Pope In 'Spontaneous Combustion' HorrorSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......