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In a surprise announcement from the Vatican, Pope Benedict is to take confession and offer absolution from Wayne Rooney for his recent 'sin-spree' with Manchester prostitutes. In return it is believed Rooney is to give Pope 'To Hear Confession From Rooney' On UK VisitSatire about

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