Satire story: Pope To Visit Skelmersdale

Residents of Skelmersdale, Lancashire, were thrilled to learn via The Pope's Twitter page that he intends to visit the town in November. The Pope, who is already visiting the UK next month, decided to make a Pope To Visit SkelmersdaleSatire about

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