Satire story: Pop-up Pope Beatifies 'Cars-dinal' Gary Numan

Following a translation mistake, the Pope today beatified Gary Numan. In a synthesiser-studded event in Birmingham, the 82-year-old pontiff - old enough to remember the birth of electro-pop - hailed Numan as the clear leader Pop-up Pope Beatifies 'Cars-dinal' Gary NumanSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......