Satire story: Portman Becomes Portly For Part

Gearing up for her starring role in the musical drama, 'F for Fat,' Natalie Portman has put on an excess of 250 pounds. Up from her normal weight of 69 pounds, Ms. Portman is, admittedly... Portman Becomes Portly For PartSatire about

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