Satire story: Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Struggling Premier League side Portsmouth, made a swoop into the transfer market yesterday, signing Hayden Mullins from West Ham, and an old bloke from Porto. Edison Arantes do Nascimento is 68 years old, but is well-known Portsmouth Sign Old BlokeSatire about

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Bask in the glory of your achievements today. A flurry of exclamation marks will come back to haunt you later this......