Satire story: President Bush Preemptively Apologizes For Hurricane Rita

In an unprecedented move today, President Bush will "apologize in advance" for the "death, destruction, and misery" that Hurricane Rita has yet to cause, according to White House insiders. President Bush Preemptively Apologizes For Hurricane RitaSatire about

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