Satire story: President Obama: The Moon Turned Red! Flee! Flee!

Astrophysicists, astrologers and other planet-looker-aters have fallen to their knees, shaking fists of rage at the sky, damning it for painting the moon blood-red last evening, an obvious side of our impending doom. However, some 'I'm President Obama: The Moon Turned Red! Flee! Flee!Satire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....