Satire story: President Pokes Out Own Eye With "Spork"

When a Secret Service agent handed him a spork, one of those ubiquitous plastic utensils usually found littering the sidewalks of Washington, DC., the President declared nostalgically to no one in particular, 'Gosh ... this President Pokes Out Own Eye With "Spork"Satire about

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