Satire story: Prince Andrew "Thumbing It" To The Open

GOLF fanatic Prince Andrew has finally ditched the royal chopper and is understood to be hitch-hiking to The Open. Airmiles Andy has been attacked in the past for taking helicopters on golf jollies and putting the Prince Andrew "Thumbing It" To The OpenSatire about

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