Satire story: Prince Bandar's Michael Jackson-feeding Uk/us Bank Accounts Frozen

London - (Litigious Mess): Bailiffs acting for a Bahriani princeling's recovery of Michael Jackson-owed debts have swooped on secret bank accounts held by the singer, funded by slush funds generated by former Saudi ambassador to Prince Bandar's Michael Jackson-feeding Uk/us Bank Accounts FrozenSatire about

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