Satire story: Qaeda Relocates To U.S. For Spy-free Calling

(2005-12-21) ? Al Qaeda announced today it would relocate its international headquarters to an unnamed U.S. city in order to take advantage of espionage-free local, and state-to-state, phone calls. ?Al Qaeda will thrive in the land Qaeda Relocates To U.S. For Spy-free CallingSatire about

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