Satire story: Queen Posthumously Names Wallis Simpson "A Dear Old Friend"

After a weekend of tabloid SHOCKS involving the Duchess of York's crass-for-access foibles, the Queen has pulled out all the stops in a bid to battle the news cycle. Unconfirmed reports indicate Buckingham Palace will Queen Posthumously Names Wallis Simpson "A Dear Old Friend"Satire about

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