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Sandringham, Norfolk - (Ass Mess): Paramedics have rushed to Sandringham House after the royal butler dialled 999 and said the Queen had had a heart attack. The coronary happened shortly HM was told Michael Jackson Queen's Hogmanay Heart Attack As Wacko Arrives At SandringhamSatire about

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