Satire story: Rachel Uchitel Denies Tiger Woods Fling - Unlikely As Aliens On Earth - Bulgarian Scientists Find Affair Evidence In Corn Field

Rachel Uchitel accused by the National Enquirer of having a fling with ball-chaser Tiger Woods said today that it was "as likely as aliens on earth", She also said that the fact she was in Rachel Uchitel Denies Tiger Woods Fling - Unlikely As Aliens On Earth - Bulgarian Scientists Find Affair Evidence In Corn FieldSatire about

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