Satire story: Rapture Delayed Due To 'Technical Issues'
By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterDubai, United Arab Emirates, February 9, 2010God's spokesperson, Ermil Higgibilly, announced today that once again the rapture would be delayed. This latest calamity to befall Rapture Delayed Due To 'Technical Issues'Satire aboutTaurus horoscope
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