Satire story: Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.

For the first time since returning from a broken foot seven weeks ago, wide receiver Donte' Stallworth was among the Ravens' gameday inactives for yesterday's game against the Saints. Donte' Stallworth is a convicted Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.Satire about

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