Satire story: Red Fox To Be Introduced To Shetland Due To Chicken Thuggery

The rugged red fox could soon be seen on the Islands of Shetland due to a recent spell of chicken thuggery. Picture the scene: beautiful remote islands, wild geese, unusual artic birds, peace and quiet, Red Fox To Be Introduced To Shetland Due To Chicken ThuggerySatire about

Aquarius horoscope

You must also smell as sweet as you look. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous....