Satire story: Regular Guy Pissed Off That Coverage of Michael Jackson's Death Is Overshadowning Coverage of Farrah Fawcett's Death

A regular guy who reached puberty in the mid-seventies and masterbated for the first time in 1976 over Farrah Fawcett's iconic red swimsuit pin-up poster is pissed off that f%**ing Michael Jackson - of all Regular Guy Pissed Off That Coverage of Michael Jackson's Death Is Overshadowning Coverage of Farrah Fawcett's DeathSatire about

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