Satire story: Rent Boy Hoax

Just when you thought it couldn't get more bizarre, reports are surfacing that the Rekers/Rentboy scandal is a hoax! Evidently, the two have been friends for a long time, and, although there has been a Rent Boy HoaxSatire about

Pisces horoscope

Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....