Satire story: Report Finds Some Chili Would Be Fucking Awesome Right Now

The test is qualified by a variance for vegetarians, those who just ate, and the occasional rare case of the subject not being "in the mood", but research has proven that chili would hit the... Report Finds Some Chili Would Be Fucking Awesome Right NowSatire about

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