Satire story: Report: Most English Speakers Don't Find English Humor Funny

In an recent report by the Society for the Promotion of English Language Humor it was revealed that most of the world's English speakers don't find English humor funny. The most cited reason was "Humor Report: Most English Speakers Don't Find English Humor FunnySatire about

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