Satire story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The Curb

There's no getting away from Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart these days. Wherever you go, whatever you do, they just keep cropping up again and again like some particularly malignant growth. Open a newspaper, they're there. Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The CurbSatire about

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