Satire story: Robert Pattinson Marries Kristen Stewart On Isle of Naboombu

In news that is likely to shock the world and destroy the sweet-young-dreams of many a schoolgirl, chunk of hunk Robert Pattinson and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, were today secretly married. The ceremony was completed Robert Pattinson Marries Kristen Stewart On Isle of NaboombuSatire about

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