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Reports are leaking out of R-Pattz's luxury bedroom where he's holed up with Kristen for the Halloween weekend. Head waiter Dick Gripper was granted access to the love-suite an hour ago to deliver two raw steaks Robert Pattinson Mesmerised By K-stew's Halloween Dance of Six VeilsSatire about

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