Satire story: Robert Pattinson Negotiates "Soixante-Neuf" Deal With Kristen Stewart
69 RODEO DRIVE: Rumours are trickling down the main drainpipe of CJ News that tell of a summit meeting last night between Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and a solid oak Elizabethan 4 Robert Pattinson Negotiates "Soixante-Neuf" Deal With Kristen StewartSatire aboutAquarius horoscope
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