Satire story: Robert Pattinson On Romantic 'Eclipse' Safari With Kristen Stewart

R-Pattz and his 'secret' girlfriend K-Stew are planning a dramatic escape from LA immediately after Thursdays premiÃ¨re of 'Eclipse'. Within thirty minutes of the final credits, the loved-up couple will board a helicopter and fly to Robert Pattinson On Romantic 'Eclipse' Safari With Kristen StewartSatire about

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