Satire story: Robert Pattinson Spending Entire Halloween Weekend In Bed With Witch

Tousled-hair vampire Edward Cullen, otherwise known as R-Pattz, has announced he's spending the entire Halloween weekend tucked-up in bed with a witch. Even though Bella has hair like a haystack, Edward seems to Robert Pattinson Spending Entire Halloween Weekend In Bed With WitchSatire about

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I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst......