Satire story: Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson. "It has worked great in the Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight EclipseSatire about

Libra horoscope

In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......