Satire story: Robert Pattinson Staunchly Proclaims That Contrary To The Vicious Rumors He Is Not Gay

CRICKLEWOOD, England - Robert Pattinson and his constant companion Kristen Stewart were in town to attend The Yearly Cricklewood Crumpet Cooking Contest. Pattinson, who has recently been spending some of his free time down on his Robert Pattinson Staunchly Proclaims That Contrary To The Vicious Rumors He Is Not GaySatire about

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