Satire story: Robert Pattinson Texts Cheryl Cole

Shhh. I can't say a lot about this. It's top secret and could get me into trouble. BUT.. My sources are telling me that heartthrob Shakespearean actor Rob Pattinson has fallen hook line and sinker Robert Pattinson Texts Cheryl ColeSatire about

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