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Greedy record executives have recovered far more of Michael Jackson than they expected. Most of his face was 'non-biodegradable' & 'hand washable' and his brain was 'perfectly preserved' in alcohol and barbituates. Seperately in Japan, Sony Robotic Michael Jackson Not Ready For 'Ascension' TourSatire about

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