Satire story: Rome Again, Home Again

I'm back in the US, back in the US, back in the US of A. After two amazing weeks in Europe, the BBspot family has returned to reality. I'm slowing catching up on email and Rome Again, Home AgainSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....