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(2007-02-19) -- Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, seeking the Republican nomination for the presidency, today said he backs the former Clinton administrations "don't ask-don't tell" policy regarding homosexuals in the military, and he proposes extending Romney Backs Don?t Ask-don?t Tell For Gays, MormonsSatire about

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