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In cities all around the world masses of Conservative faithful have been gathering in anticipation of the "Sunday Miracle", the fulfillment of the prophecy made by Nancy Reagan's astrologer Ronald Reagan At One Hundred...crowds Gather To Witness The (second) ComingSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....