Satire story: Rooney Girls Told To Shut Up!

So-called "newspaper" the Daily Mirror is reporting today that other vice girls are urging the two tarts at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal to "put a sock in it." The Mirror's report comes a Rooney Girls Told To Shut Up!Satire about

Pisces horoscope

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