Satire story: Rooney Second String Hooker Helen Wood: Curse of La Cervara Hexed Wayne/coleen Nuptials

Manchester - (Gonads): The slinky Salford slapper has blamed an ancient Roman curse for blighting Wayne and Coleen's nuptials. Helen Wood, 23, whose three-in-a-bed antics have rocked the nation, said today the 2008 La Cervara ceremony Rooney Second String Hooker Helen Wood: Curse of La Cervara Hexed Wayne/coleen NuptialsSatire about

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