Satire story: Rooney Sensationally Ruled Out of World Cup

Veteran US actor Mickey Rooney has been sensationally forced to rule himself out of contention for the American squad for this summer's World Cup in South Africa. Rooney, 89, pulled up heavily in training clutching his Rooney Sensationally Ruled Out of World CupSatire about

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