Satire story: Rooneygate: Has Wayne Rooney Been Texting A 5 Year Old Romanian Demanding A Spitroast?
It's the question on everyone's lips...has Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney been texting a 5 year old Romanian girl demanding a spitroast with her and an unnamed colleague? The answer is, of course, no, Rooneygate: Has Wayne Rooney Been Texting A 5 Year Old Romanian Demanding A Spitroast?Satire aboutAries horoscope
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