Satire story: Rooney's Odd Odds

Bookmakers have cut the odds on England star Wayne Rooney being sent off in the World Cup after his referee rant during a warm-up game. The striker was booked for dissent during England's 3-0 victory over Rooney's Odd OddsSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....