Satire story: Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black Eyes

Guess that the Pattinson/Lautner war is still going on. As previously reported, the two are upset over a telephone call from Kristen Stewart to Pattinson with lots of sexy talk being accidentally (at least at first) Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black EyesSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....