Satire story: Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Children's writer and deity JK Rowling has today published her latest work, a series of handwritten shopping lists. The critics are already hailing this collection as a classic, with the Independent describing it as 'coruscating', Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping ListSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......