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Ever since he heard the story about Katy Perry sitting on a giant banana in Liverpool last year, Russell Brand's active imagination has been working overtime whenever he walks past a greengrocer's shop and sees Russell Brand Plays 'Hard' To Get Katy PerrySatire about

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