Satire story: Ryanair Makes 99p Bid For Aer Lingus
Aer Lingus has dismissed a takeover offer from Ryanair apparently worth 99p as "ridiculous". The board of the Irish national airline said the bid "significantly undervalues the group's businesses and funky shamrock logo". However, Ryanair chief Michael O'Leary said that the offer wasn't all that it seemed... Ryanair Makes 99p Bid For Aer LingusSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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