Satire story: Saha 'Not Injured'

French Manchester United star Louis Saha has been passed fit and healthy to play a game of football, leaving manager Alex Ferguson in a terminal state of shock from which he is unlikely to recover. Saha 'Not Injured'Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....