Satire story: Santa Claus Breathalysed
Reports are dribbling down the drainpipe that Santa Claus is behind bars after failing a police breathalyser test. Officers from Willesden Green Station apparently nicked Santa at 09.45 on Christmas Eve after clocking him driving Santa Claus BreathalysedSatire aboutPisces horoscope
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