Satire story: Santa Insane?

There has been a major crisis at the North Pole as an unidentified elf announced that Santa Clause "aka Chris Kringle" has been admitted into a psychiatric hospital for exacerbation of anxiety. The elf, who Santa Insane?Satire about

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