Satire story: Schizophrenic Burglar Arrests Himself

A burglar who shares his split personality with a high ranking police officer yesterday shocked police officers in Todmorden, West Yorkshire when he arrested himself and brought himself in for questioning at the local police Schizophrenic Burglar Arrests HimselfSatire about

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Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......