Satire story: Schumacher 'Unhappy' At Fellow German Vettel's Two Kills To His Zero At Belgian Gp

SPA, MONDAY: Despite a storming effort from Michael 'Red Baron' Schumacher, in which he almost shot down compatriot and team-mate Nico Rosberg, he declared himself disappointed that young German, Sebastian 'Der Fokker' Vettel, had managed Schumacher 'Unhappy' At Fellow German Vettel's Two Kills To His Zero At Belgian GpSatire about

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